X-Mas Quiz

1st question:
Rudolph has a red nose because:
a) he's alergic to toys,
b) he's alergic to children or
c) he's alergic to general happiness

2nd question:
The person who's been keeping Santa, his reindeers and his full army of elves alive for the past hundred of years is:
a) The Government,
b) The pure hearts of children,
c) A damn good necromancer

3rd question:
The company that built Santa Clause's sleigh's engine is:
a) Rolls-Royce Motor Cars,
b) Dacia-Renault,
c) We can't talk about a company because the sleigh uses the same technology used in witches' brooms which has not been patented and cannot be owned by anyone or any company. If you're an IT person you could consider it open-source technology. :-)